It really is better over here.

himchanspenus: Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to...

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:40:08 -0400

Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.

Feeling the rapture grow: darteest: assistantt0theregionalmanager: pizzaforpresident: I’ve never...

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:08:23 -0400

Feeling the rapture grow: darteest: assistantt0theregionalmanager: pizzaforpresident: I’ve never...:

darteest:

assistantt0theregionalmanager:

pizzaforpresident:

I’ve never met a smart person named Ashley

I have a friend named Ashley and one time she took the fish eggs from the top of her sushi and put them in a glass of water because she thought they would hatch

i work with…

teenytigress: SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR...

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:23:06 -0400

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

queenkickass: i basically have the mentality of a puppy when i’m talking to someone on the...

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:20:14 -0400

queenkickass:

i basically have the mentality of a puppy when i’m talking to someone on the internet

like if they don’t respond quickly i assume they hate me and are gone forever and we’re never gonna talk again

but then they respond and it’s like i come running in HI HI HOW WAS YOUR DAY I THOUGHT YOU WERE NEVER COMING BACK I LOVE YOU

librarian-byday: I swear, I will do this every single time one...

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:47:16 -0400

librarian-byday:

I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.

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hepatitisbey: I don’t want to learn in a classroom anymore. I want to travel and talk to people and...

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:43:47 -0400

hepatitisbey:

I don’t want to learn in a classroom anymore. I want to travel and talk to people and learn that way. I want to learn as I go, gathering knowledge and not being rigorously tested on it. I don’t want to lose passion in the things I like because of the worry of exams. I want to fuelled by snippets of knowledge I gain from people and be inquisitive. School has stolen my passion for the things I’m interested in and I hate it for that.

sardonicheight: So I made a custom Pokéball skin for my MacBook...

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:33:44 -0400

sardonicheight:

So I made a custom Pokéball skin for my MacBook Pro. I lined everything up and manually cut the circle out of the middle. Now, when you open the laptop (and the backlight is on), the circle glows. I’m pretty happy with it. ^^

thegirl-inred: toned-tanned-fit-andready: v0nlaust: caliiforniadreaming-xo: gothicstan: localise...

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:20:36 -0400

thegirl-inred:

toned-tanned-fit-andready:

v0nlaust:

caliiforniadreaming-xo:

gothicstan:

localised:

do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else is fast asleep and just walk places and to be completely alone and entirely dedicated to your thoughts

yes but the problem is i dont want to get murdered u feel me

i feel you

we all feel you

why are so many people touching me

This is why you don’t walk around in the middle of the night

geometricdeathtrap: metallikato: generallegendary: metallikato: jewelstaites: how to give a...

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:10:18 -0400

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

bop it

pull it

twist it

harder

better

faster

stronger

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

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Sun, 19 May 2013 17:07:05 -0400

pho-bia: if you can make me physically smile when talking to me online then you are fantastic

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:04:13 -0400

pho-bia:

if you can make me physically smile when talking to me online then you are fantastic

jebiwonkenobi: When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come...

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:53:44 -0400

jebiwonkenobi:

When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.

extreme makeover: home edition

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:40:34 -0400

girl: i kinda like horses
ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE

teainwonderland: laughterkey: Always reblog. “Hello small...

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:27:10 -0400

teainwonderland:

laughterkey:

Always reblog.

“Hello small human” is how I address children.

canadianslut: sprays febreze on your attitude

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:13:41 -0400

canadianslut:

*sprays febreze on your attitude*

pocketmau5: Eridan Ampora~ The markers I used made the orange...

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:26:02 -0400

pocketmau5:

Eridan Ampora~
The markers I used made the orange come out a little darker than expect, but I still think it came out pretty cool.

squareclocks: I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one...

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:59:10 -0400

squareclocks:

I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up.

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