hiimjamie:

too-stoned-to-remember:

Why do dogs go mental when they see another dog

I imagine that in their heads they’re like 

THAT IS DOG 

I AM DOG 

DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG

i do this with queer people in unfamiliar environments

collectyourhearts:

the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza

1. Get some cheap dishes and break them when you get upset.
2. Learn how to say “NO” and don’t feel guilty about it
3. Buy something frivolous for yourself once in awhile, like a new hat. 
4. Never again do anything you don’t want to do. 

(Source: crystalground)

egberts:

beatrixtipplepot:

egberts:

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY DIFFERENT KINDS OF PASTA

if i had a penne for every time i’ve asked myself that same question

you didnt just do that

meladoodle:

zooey deschanel came on tv today and my dad said “whoops better change de schanel”